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50 Latest Whatsapp Status Quotes in English
I 'll be back before you.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status! Do your important work.
Formula for success…….Success is doing ordinary things extraordinarily well.
Good morning & Have a nice day…let the stress begin
Don’t settle for good. Demand Great.
I can see that you're checking my Whatsapp status.
Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
Utka Putka!!–the great motto to live life!!
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get. – Warren Buffett
Since 1917
Am gonna Make write Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
Eat…Sleep….Regret…Repeat.
Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
Move on…
People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass ke liye only CANDYCRUSH hai.
My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
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At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food
Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
Whattsapp status is loading. Please Wait!
I may be wrong…. but I Doubt it!!!
Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
Too busy to update my Whatsapp status. 0_o
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
My Life is a Jalebi.
I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
Smile. It has the power to make your day.
Save Water, Drink Beer!!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I’am looking for a bank loan:- Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
Mathematics Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
They say we learn from our mistakes; so I'm making so many!!!Soon I will be a genius.
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