Best Kapil Sharma Jokes For Whatsapp, The Kapil Sharma Show Funny Jokes

Popular comedian Kapil Sharma returns with a brand new jokes, and the challenge is to reinvent within his tested image. Here we are going to share Kapil Sharma's best jokes, The Kapil Sharma Show jokes, comedy king Kapil Sharma jokes.

Kapil Sharma Jokes

Kapil Sharma - Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words..

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Girl - Oh, Wow, tell me fast..

I have been waiting for them!

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Kapil Sharma - Babaji Ka Thullu !!!

Kapil Sharma – “Aur koi bhaai bandhu jo,

koi sawaal puchna chahta hai” ?

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Actually means – “aur koi bhaai

bandhu jo apni bezati karwaana

chahta hai”… ? 

Kapil Sharma: Arz kiya hai…

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Sidhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiyan

Karna Chahti hain Romance

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wah wah !!

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Sidhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiyan

Karna Chahti hain Romance

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But Sidhu is Only interested in

Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…

India ka law aur Ladkion ka Aawww… Dono Hi samaj Se bahar hai !! 

Kapil: kitne paise huye?

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Auto driver: 50 Rs..

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Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs

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Auto driver: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. baaki ke 25 kaun dega ???

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Kapil: Waah beta ! mujhse hoshiyaari ! ..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?

Kapil Ko Idea Ke Call Center Mein Job Mil Gayi.

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Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur

nikaal diya gya…

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Kyu Ki

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First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim

Kharab

Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?

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Kapil – To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..

Dunia Ka Sab Se Purana Janwar Kaun Sa Hai?

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Zebra:- Kyu Ki Woh Black and White Hota Hai Na

In Hindi - Main Kho Gaya Hu Tere Pyar Mein, Ab Tum Bhi Kho Jao

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In English - I'm lost in your love...now you get lost.

Teri aur bhabi ki jodi to Ram-Seeta ki jodi hai.

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Kapil:- Kahan yaar! na to ye dharti mein samati hai na ise koi Rawan le jata hai 

Naani - Kappu! Tu Baap Ban Gaya..Tere Ghar Beta Hua Hai

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Kapil - Wah ji Wah! kya technology hai bibi meri hospital mein hai aur beta ghar pe hua hai

Are Kapil teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai kuch to kar..

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Kapil - Are wo kaat nahi raha! wo to uska zehar khatm ho geya hai recharge karwane aya hai 

Naani - Aaj TV pe 30 Feet ka saap dikhane wale hain, par main nahi dekh paugi..
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Mika Singh - Par Kyu?
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Kapil - Kyu ki hamara TV to 21 inch ka hai na

Salman Khan - Kapil Meri Shaadi Kab Hogi?
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Kapil - Kabhi nahi...! Kyu ki tumari Zindagi mein sirf khushiyan likhi hain